uhhh....Once upon a time there was a cat named Bob.
Bob was a very hungry cat, so he went to the store to buy some waffles.
When he got there, he discovered that the waffles were on a shelf too high for him to reach, so he went to the cashier to help him.
"Excuse me," said Bob to the cashier. "Can you help me reach the waffles? The shelf is too high for me."
The cashier looked down at Bob from the magazine he was reading. "I guess." He muttered. "Just let me read this page."
Bob waited for the cashier to read the page, but he was taking too long.
"You know what?" Bob meowed. "I'll just get them myself." And he stalked off.
Bob grabbed a chair and pulled it to the shelf. Then he pounced on it and grabbed the waffles.
The waffles were heavier than he thought, and it took a lot of energy to get to the cashier.
When he finally got there, Bob dropped the waffles and said, "I'd like to buy these waffles."
The cashier put his magazine down. "Sorry," He picked up the box of waffles and put it on his d
Don't Listen To ThemThis is Ianthony. If you do not like the pairing please do not continue reading and return to your previous activities. I do not appreciate comments containing foul language and insults pertaining to my work. No one is forcing you to read this unless they are holding a gun to your head, in which case you still do not need to leave immature and unnecessary comments. So please, I'm asking nicely, do not continue reading and do not leave negative comments if you do not enjoy homosexual fanfiction about Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla.
A/N: So I've been seeing multiple negative things being said about Ian, and it makes me sick how people can say such horrible things to someone like Ian. So, naturally, my brain came up with a fic about what happens when Ian reads all this hate about him. Anyway, PREPARE FOR CHEESYNESS AT THE ENDING.
Ian's such a fat fuck; I only watch these videos because of Anthony.
God that Ian dude is so fucking fat and ugly, he should just kill himse